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Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress

Joanna Levitt June 11, 2025

Actress Bella Ramsey officially came out Sunday as a capable and perfectly adequate actress, following the season 2 premiere of HBO’s The Last of Us.

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Legendary Power Inside Hero Expulsed With Massive Fart

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Masaya Hashiro is still wondering what went wrong after an unexpected bout of flatulence robbed

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Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer

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Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.

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Gaming CEO Suggests Live Services As Treatment For Wife’s Cancer

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Last month, tensions reached a boiling point in Mount Sinai’s oncology suite when Gaming CEO Brian Donaldson clashed with the medical team overseeing his wife Brenda’s treatment for stage 3 colorectal cancer.

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Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.

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Fired Bioware Writers Given Choice of Red, Green, or Blue Boxes to Pack Their Shit

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

The mood was somber at the Edmonton Bioware offices on Friday, as the writing staff for Dragon Age: The Veilguard was unceremoniously ejected from their positions as gaming’s chief pontificators.

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Twitch Says Israeli Streamers Now Only Able to Use Gold Star Emotes

Joanna Levitt June 11, 2025

Israeli streamers reported an unexpected change to their accounts on Monday, as regular the subscriber emotes were replaced with a single one: the Gold Star.

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Non-Binary Force User Not Vibing With Current Dichotomy

Joanna Levitt June 11, 2025

“I feel I need to ask this, but is there an option that doesn’t require someone to live like celibate robocops or total freaking psychos?”

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Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix’s hit show Squid Game.

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