
200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn’t received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn’t received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
Things took a dark and odorous turn earlier this week as local guild AxeToMouth gathered at the Stoutlager Inn to celebrate the acquisition of their newest member, Fondle, a holy priest who “heals pets” and can dispel diseases “without being asked six times”.
This year’s incoming class at Coruscant’s Jedi Academy will be the largest ever. 16 pupils were accepted this year, topping last year’s count by two.
Students from Southbury Middle School were giddy with excitement on Thursday as long-time rivals Bryson Jones and Nathan McAlister announced they would engage in a “no-holds-barred, bare-knuckle brawl” after school.
Local area prostitute Bertha knows a thing or two about servicing customers. After more than two decades of working the streets of Prague, she’s become an incontrovertible figure of the city’s Smichov neighborhood.
Amir Bilan is about to become famous. Or at least that’s what he’s hoping. “My dream is to become a famous streamer in Europe,” he said.
Originally from Somalia, he paid traffickers in Tripoli to help him reach the Italian coast. He travelled light, bringing with him with him a single change of clothes as well as his trademark, irreverent sense of humor.
Barnabus Wickenstock is struggling to understand exactly how it all went wrong. “I was really excited at first” he shared, referring to the first time he successfully cast the Patronus charm. But excitement has quickly gave way to concern as he says something is definitely off.