Legendary Power Inside Hero Expulsed With Massive Fart
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Masaya Hashiro is still wondering what went wrong after an unexpected bout of flatulence robbed
Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer
Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.
Gaming CEO Suggests Live Services As Treatment For Wife’s Cancer
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Last month, tensions reached a boiling point in Mount Sinai’s oncology suite when Gaming CEO Brian Donaldson clashed with the medical team overseeing his wife Brenda’s treatment for stage 3 colorectal cancer.
Virtuous Game Journo Reincarnated as Actual Journalist
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
In a turn of events straight out of an Isekai anime, Will Brouchard came back to life on Thursday after an unfortunate unicycle accident.
Fired Bioware Writers Given Choice of Red, Green, or Blue Boxes to Pack Their Shit
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
The mood was somber at the Edmonton Bioware offices on Friday, as the writing staff for Dragon Age: The Veilguard was unceremoniously ejected from their positions as gaming’s chief pontificators.
Gaming Studio Replaces DEI Program with Young-Hee Doll
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
In what some describe a staggering over-correction, local area law firm Glassford & Sons terminated its diversity programs last week, and replaced them with the Young-Hee Doll from Netflix’s hit show Squid Game.
200 IQ Twitch Streamer Tired of Being Misunderestimated
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Streamer Kyle Barrows, better known as BrainStormZ, says he hasn’t received the recognition he deserves after reaching Platinum Rank in Hearthstone last week.
Warlock Successfully Casts Anal [Hellfire], Ruins Guild’s Night Out
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
Things took a dark and odorous turn earlier this week as local guild AxeToMouth gathered at the Stoutlager Inn to celebrate the acquisition of their newest member, Fondle, a holy priest who “heals pets” and can dispel diseases “without being asked six times”.
‘Standards Are Slipping’ Say Former Students, As Jedi Academy Acceptance Rate Jumps to 0.000000000002%
Adrian Jones
June 11, 2025
This year’s incoming class at Coruscant’s Jedi Academy will be the largest ever. 16 pupils were accepted this year, topping last year’s count by two.