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Intrepid Spaceship Captain Reportedly Compensating For Tiny Penis

Adrian Jones August 24, 2025

Sources inside Starfleet confirmed on Wednesday that the review board was considering putting Captain Brazz Michaels on administrative leave, following an incident during a routine transport mission in the Antaeus System.

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Witcher Writing Staff Unveils Medallions Able To Detect Fans Of Source Material

Adrian Jones August 22, 2025

The writing staff for The Witcher TV show today unveiled their new matching medallions. Designed to mimic the pendants worn by actual Witchers, they vibrate and let out a high-pitched shriek when they sense that fans of the source material are near.

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Sandfall Interactive Acknowledges Lack of Diversity in Clair Obscur, Introduces New Villain “Renoi”

Adrian Jones August 8, 2025

Sandfall Interactive announced on Tuesday that they will be updating the character model of their game’s main antagonist, in an effort to make Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, a more inclusive experience.

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Deeply Committed Actor Willing to Work Out For Millions of Dollars

Joanna Levitt August 8, 2025

If I can do it, anyone can,” said Sacha Baron Cohen after revealing his newly

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Dragon Ball Character Finally Named Something Sensible

Adrian Jones August 8, 2025

In a bold creative move sure to send shockwaves through the Dragon Ball universe, Toei

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Musk’s New AI Waifu Is The Ultimate Grok Tease

Adrian Jones August 8, 2025

Large swaths of men across the world swallowed their disappointment last Thursday, after realizing that

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Genderfluid, Bi-Curious Bella Ramsey Comes Out as Perfectly Adequate Actress

Joanna Levitt June 11, 2025

Actress Bella Ramsey officially came out Sunday as a capable and perfectly adequate actress, following the season 2 premiere of HBO’s The Last of Us.

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Legendary Power Inside Hero Expulsed With Massive Fart

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Masaya Hashiro is still wondering what went wrong after an unexpected bout of flatulence robbed

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Desperate Ubisoft In Talks With Asmongold To Be Face of Upcoming Assassin’s Creed: Masai Mara

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Sources within Ubisoft reported on Monday that the company has reached out to popular streamer

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Basic White Girl Unsure Why Billionaire Vampire Neurosurgeon Isn’t Immediately Attracted To Her

Adrian Jones June 11, 2025

Basic white girl Emily Anderson was reportedly seen moping around her favorite brunch spot in Los Angeles’ Silverlake neighborhood last Sunday, following a brief encounter with Antoine Lebeau, a world-renowned neurosurgeon, vampire, and direct descendant of the French House of Orléans.

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